Sleepin', drinkin', smokin' and tokin'.  Lurkin', overtin', not workin'... Grrr!    Gettin' fired from my job  Seems unavoidable.  The robot race  Is unemployable.  If I'm not late  You know where I'm at since  I'm the poster boy  For sexual harassment.    My only food  From W.I.C..  I got two jobs  And I lost three.  The job market's hard,  That's easy to say.  I can't even spell  401(k).    Sleepin', drinkin', smokin' and tokin'.  Lurkin', overtin', not workin'... Grrr!    Never came home from my  Paid vacation to Saturn.  Past out halfway through  My interview at the tavern.  Now I'm back on the streets  Without a cent to my name.  All bum fightin' got me  Was a dent in my brain.  Spend my life drinkin' alcohol  And smokin' the dank.  Took my job placement test  And it came out blank.  Had my baby piss  For my third drug test.  When it came back positive  I got depressed.    Now I'm lookin' for a job  That I think would be easy.  Thinkin' fast food  But I'm too damn lazy.  Construction be cool  Holdin' that sign,  Where I find myself  The unemployment line.  Food stamps, welfare:  How I earn my keep.  Gettin' drunk all day  And still can eat.  Y'all's got jobs-  Your life's destroyed.  I'll be permanently  Unemployed.    Sleepin', drinkin', smokin' and tokin'.  Lurkin', overtin', not workin'... Grrr!