Anti-log can’t be stopped like Bavaro from Tecmo.   I whistle Koji Kondo while you listen to techno.   I never played a game that I can’t defeat.   Got Nintendo thumb while you got soars from spanking your meat.   You never stood a chance and you know that you’re whack son.   I’m the first person to TKO Tyson.   Sign up for lessons, I get paid by the hour.   I should be a consultant for Nintendo Power.      I be throwing words of God, driven heathens away, gawt!   I never lose a bass 'cause my fishing rod stays hot.   Ice climbing, grabbing carrots,   Perfect timing, no demerits.   Bitch I’m a natural,   Actual factual.   I see you at the arcade,   You gettin' played.   Name the game, the time, the place,   I'll throw your ass into a maze, bitch!   You came in boasting, now you’re crawling away.   You felt the wrath of the Le-Frost, Deep Blue aka.      I just cashed in a ten, and got a roll of quarters.   Won a high score on this game? Just place your order.   See my initials on the screen, they be S-T-D.   You can beat that game, but you can’t beat me.   'Cause I’m an old school fool and you know I’m cool,   Because I skate all day in a backyard pool.   I did a burnt and a handplant and got some air,   And did a big old grab while they sat and stared.      I can beat Shadowgate in 22 minutes   Without ever kicking the bucket once.   I can kick anybody's butt in MKIII   And that goes for all you chumps.   I can drink a whole bottle of whiskey   And straight up conquer Ninja Gaiden II.   I’m the master of 2-D fighting games   And you a Tetris playing fool.   I can kill Rygar in ten to twelve hits,   Because I know how to build my tone.   Don’t need no password for Castlevania 2   Because I’m straight falling into the zone.   Get all the items I need, while I’m smoking some weed   Because it’s all second nature to me.   Just like driving a car, I hit the dragon with a star   And grab the talisman; follow my lead.