Woke up today with a brain like this  Brain like this, yeah, a brain like this  Smoke them cigarettes and drink that gin  Voice was like this, like this, like this    Gonna get worse 'cause I'm doing it again  I'll do it again and again and again  I can barely talk and I'm losing my friends  But I'm gonna do it again and again    Swallow sandpaper, I'm all right  Scream real loud and shout all night  Like a broken megaphone, I'm all right  Scream like a dog and bark all night    I started talking today  My voice is sounding this way  What else can I say?  This band is fucking gay  My mouth is bone dry  My voice is all haggard  I'm still walking funny with that  Drunken swagger    Yeah    Woke up today with a brain like this  Brain like this, yeah, a brain like this  Smoke them cigarettes and drink that gin  Voice was like this, like this, like this    My mouth is still dry  My voice is more haggard  Tell the boss I died  Take advantage of this matter  Drink a glass of water  It turns into sand  I'm throwing up into the glass in my hand  Pour another shot  Take it like a man  Keep this voice as long as I can    Woke up today with a brain like this  Brain like this, yeah, a brain like this  Smoke them cigarettes and drink that gin  Voice was like this, like this, like this