[Cartman]  You guys, this is all Kyle's mom's fault.    [Kyle]  Shut up Cartman!     [Cartman]  Kyle's mom is the one who started that damn club, and all because she's a big fat stupid bit...     [Kyle]  Don't say it Cartman!     [Cartman]  Weeeeeelllllll!     [Kyle]  Don't do it Cartman!     [Cartman]  Weeeeeelllllll!     [Kyle]  I'm warning you!     [Cartman]  Okay, okay...     [Kyle]  I'm gettin' pretty sick of him calling my mom a...     [Cartman]  Weeeeeelllllll, Kyle's mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch,   She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,   She's a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch,   She's a bitch to all the boys and girls!     [Kyle]  Shut your fucking mouth Cartman!     [Cartman]  On Monday she's a bitch, on Tuesday she's a bitch,   And Wednesday through Saturday she's a bitch,   Then on Sunday, just to be different,   She's a super king kamehameha bi-atch!     Come on, you all know the words!     Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?   She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,   She's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair,   She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch...   Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, she's a stupid bitch!   Kyle's mom's a bitch, and she just a dirty bitch!     Talk to kids around the world,   It might go a little bit somethin' like this!     (Cartman & kids in various languages)    Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?   She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,   She's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair,   She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch...   Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, she's a stupid bitch!     [Stan]  Uh, Cartman...     [Cartman]  Kyle's mom's a bitch, and she just a dirty bitch!     I really mean it Kyle's mom!   She's a big fat, fuckiiin' biiiiiitch,   Mean old fat fuckin' bitch, Kyle's moooom yeah-chaaaa...     What?     Oh, fuck...