Ebenezer Johnson he waits for his ride  To pick up his Leningrad mail order bride  He ordered her on Tuesday from the Sunday classifieds  He's betting it all on wife number 5  Ebenzer Johnson is changing his life  Said she was lovely, said she wise  Said she beautiful with Leningrad eyes  Thinks she'll be perfect for a man of 95  Ebenezer Johnson is changing his life  Hey girl with lipstick eyes  You'll take me higher than I've ever been