I'm David Makalaster   Your ten o'clock newscaster   And the shit has just hit the fan      I'm David Makalaster   Your ten o'clock newscaster   There's a scrouge trampin' 'cross our land      The film I'm about to show you   Will fill and overflow you   With a rage that's beyond command      I'm David Makalaster   Your ten o'clock newscaster   Good evening and here's what's new      Wouldn't it be so nice to live in a world   Where everything's exactly how it seems?   But we live in a world   Where bastards come along and piss on your dreams      The dreams that make ya happy   The dreams that make ya smile   Get off your ass- vengeance is back in style      I'm David Makalaster   Your ten o'clock newscaster   And perhaps you didn't hear me right      I'm David Makalaster   Your ten o'clock newscaster   Every man Jack of you should volunteer to fight      If I were only ten years younger   I'd slake this vengeful hunger   And rest assured we'd all sleep safe tonight      This is David Makalaster   Your ten o'clock newscaster   Good evening and God bless you      Wouldn't it be so nice to live in a world   Where everything's exactly how it seems?   But we live in a world   Where bastards come along and piss on your dreams      The dreams that make ya happy   The dreams that make ya smile   Get off your ass   Vengeance is back in style