Who wants to go to D's Diner?   (I do!)   Who want's to go down to D's?   (Me!)      There's a place just off the Gravenstein    Where the milkshakes flow like wine   Best damn breakfast burrito you can get anywhere, anytime   When I think of them fried egg sandwiches, well   My mouth starts watering hard   And them sweet potato fries and onion rings taste just right   'Cause they don't fry in lard       Who wants to go to D's Diner?   (I do!)   Who want's to go down to D's?   (Me!)      Fancy ketchup, bendy straws   This ain't your average Ma & Pa   Grab a booth or sit outside   Have a dose of rainbow pride   Order at the window sill   And watch 'em fry it up there on the grill   Bring your daughters, bring your sons   They serve their franks on gourmet buns   Tell your friends to come and see   'Cause no one serves it up quite like D   Tell your friends to come and see   'Cause no one serves it up quite like D      Who wants to go to D's Diner?   (I do!)   Who want's to go down to D's?   (Me!)      House Hula Burger   Got teriyaki pineapple rings      Caliente Burger   Hot chili's that'll make you sing      Malted buttermilk pancakes all day long   Malted buttermilk pancakes all day long   Malted buttermilk pancakes all day long   Malted buttermilk pancakes all day long         Who wants to go to D's Diner?   (I do!)   Who want's to go down to D's?   (Me!)