The Arbiter:   I've a duty as a referee   At the start of a match--   On behalf of all our sponsors   I must welcome you   Which I do-- there's a catch:   I don't care if you're a champion,   No one messes with me.   I am ruthless in upholding   What I know is right,   Black or white, as you'll see.   Soloists:   I'm on the case, I'm on the case,   Can't be fooled. Can't be fooled.   Any objection Any objection    Is overruled. Is overruled.   Yes, I'm the Arbiter   And I know best.      Soloists:   He's impartial,   Don't push him,   He's unimpressed.      The Arbiter: Soloists:   You got your tricks, You got your tricks,   Good for you, Good for you,   But there's no gambit But there's no gambit   I don't see through. I don't see through.   Oh, I'm the Arbiter,   I know the score.      The Arbiter & Soloists:   From square one   I'll be watching all 64.      The Arbiter:   If you're thinking   Of the kind of thing   That we've seen in the past   Chanting gurus, walkie-talkies,   Walkouts, hypnotists,   Tempers, fists,   Not so fast.      This is not the start   Of World War Three--   No political ploys.   I think both your   Constitutions are terrific,   So know you know,   Be good boys.   Soloists:   I'm on the case, I'm on the case,   Can't be fooled. Can't be fooled.   Any objection Any objection    Is overruled. Is overruled.   Yes, I'm the Arbiter   And I know best.      Soloists:   He's impartial,   Don't push him,   He's unimpressed.      The Arbiter: Soloists:   You got your tricks, You got your tricks,   Good for you, Good for you,   But there's no gambit But there's no gambit   I don't see through. I don't see through.   Oh, I'm the Arbiter,   I know the score.      The Arbiter & Soloists:   From square one   I'll be watching all 64.      The Arbiter:   Oh, I'm the Arbiter,   I know the score.      The Arbiter & Soloists:   From square one   I'll be watching all 64.