He's a chip off the old block    Just like a robot he'll do for you    What he's programmed to    He's a chip off the old block       He's so sharp, bright and smooth    It's a pleasure just to know him    He's a graduate from the old school    Of hard knocks, the sly fox    The carbon copy of his father    If you didn't like his pa, don't bother    Some of us think these qualities are grim    To be just like the one before him       He's a chip off the old block    Just like a robot he'll do for you    What he's programmed to    He's a chip off the old block      It's so hard to resist him    And the fact is that he knows it    He doesn't have to be persistent    In his whole make up he shows it    Don't trust your woman's intuition    I'm guilty by my own admission    Now that he's got me in his clutches    I'm walking around with my heart on clutches       He's a chip off the old block    Just like a robot he'll do for you    What he's programmed to    He's a chip off the old block      The program to make a man    A simple plan that surely can    Make humans act synthesized    I think he's homogenized       The program to make a man    A simple plan that surely can    Make humans act synthesized    I think he's homogenized       He's a chip off the old block    Just like a robot he'll do for you    What he's programmed to    He's a chip off the old block      The program to make a man    A simple plan that surely can    Make humans act synthesized    I think he's homogenized       He's a chip off the old block    Just like a robot he'll do for you    What he's programmed to    He's a chip off the old block      [Repeat and fade]