26, my baby's a 26    On a scale of 1 to 10, my baby's a 26    26, my baby's a 26    On a scale of 1 to 10, my baby's a 26       26, my baby's a 26    On a scale of 1 to 10, my baby's a 26    26, my baby's a 26    On a scale of 1 to 10, my baby's a 26       What's this I hear about these perfect 10s    My colleagues squawk about    Them Ritzy girl friends    A hundred pounds, a hundred pounds of trash    They talk to me, they ramble on in my ears    And their conversation's boring    I would bet anyone 50 dollars    'Cause I only wagon on the surest things    Anywhere, anywhere she would go    I would follow 500 miles away from home    Just for a fling, for a fling       26, my baby's a 26    On a scale of 1 to 10, my baby's a 26    26, my baby's a 26    On a scale of 1 to 10, my baby's a 26       26, my baby's a 26    On a scale of 1 to 10, my baby's a 26    26, my baby's a 26    On a scale of 1 to 10, my baby's a 26       I haven't known too many women    Throughout my less than lustrous career    But of all the relationships I've been in    To my 26 the others can't compare    She's my best bosom buddy, she's my partner    In the things I find important to share    She is fine, incredibly fine, it's no wonder    That she catches, that she catches all the stares       26, my baby's a 26    On a scale of 1 to 10, my baby's a 26    26, my baby's a 26    On a scale of 1 to 10, my baby's a 26       26, my baby's a 26    On a scale of 1 to 10, my baby's a 26    26, my baby's a 26    On a scale of 1 to 10, my baby's a 26       [Repeat and fade]