Liz:   Pop.      Annie:   Six.      June:   Squish.      Hunyak:   Uh-Uh.      Velma:   Cicero.      Mona:   Lipschitz!      Liz:   Pop.      Annie:   Six.      June:   Squish.      Hunyak:   Uh-Uh.      Velma:   Cicero.      Mona:   Lipschitz!      Liz:   Pop.      Annie:   Six.      June:   Squish.      Hunyak:   Uh-Uh.      Velma:   Cicero.      Mona:   Lipschitz!      Liz:   Pop.      Annie:   Six.      June:   Squish.      Hunyak:   Uh-Uh.      Velma:   Cicero.      Mona:   Lipschitz!      All:   He had it coming   He had it coming   He only had himself to blame.   If you'd have been there   If you'd have seen it      Velma:   I betcha you would have done the same!      Liz:   Pop.      Annie:   Six.      June:   Squish.      Hunyak:   Uh-Uh.      Velma:   Cicero.      Mona:   Lipschitz!      Liz:   Pop.      Annie:   Six.      June:   Squish.      Hunyak:   Uh-Uh.      Velma:   Cicero.      Mona:   Lipschitz!      All:   He had it coming   He had it coming   He only had himself to blame.   If you'd have been there   If you'd have seen it      Velma:   I betcha you would have done the same!      Liz:   Pop.      Annie:   Six.      June:   Squish.      Hunyak:   Uh-Uh.      Velma:   Cicero.      Mona:   Lipschitz!      Liz: Girls:   You know how people He had it coming   have these little habits that He had it coming   get you down. Like Bernie. He only had himself to blame.   Bernie liked to chew gum.   No, not chew. Pop. Well, I If you'd have been there   came home this one day and If you'd have seen it   I am really irritated, and I betcha you would    looking for a little sympathy Have done the same!   and there's Bernie layin' on He had it coming   the couch, drinkin' a beer and He had it coming   chewin'. No, not chewin'. He only had himself to blame.   Popin'. So, I said to him, I If you'd have been there   said, "Bernie, you pop that If you'd have seen it   gum one more time..." I betcha you would    And he did! Have done the same!      Liz:   So I took the shotgun off the wall   and fired two warning shots...   ...into his head.      All:   He had it coming   He had it coming   He only had himself to blame.   If you'd have been there   If you'd have heard it   I betcha you would    Have done the same!      Liz: Girls:   I met Ezekiel Young from He had it coming   Salt Lake City about two years ago He had it coming   and he told me he was single He only had himself    and we hit it off right away. To blame.   So, we started living together. If you'd have been there   He'd go to work, he'd come work, I'd mix If you'd have seen it   Him a drink, we'd have dinner. Well, it was I betcha you would    like heaven in two and a half rooms. Have done the same!   And then I found out, He had it coming   "Single" he told me? He had it coming   Single, my ass. Not only was he married. He only had himself    ...oh, no, he had six wives. To blame.   One of those Mormons, If you'd have been there   you know. So that night when If you'd have seen it   he came home. I mixed him I betcha you would    his drink as usual. Have done the same!      Annie:   You know, some guys just can't hold their arsenic!       Liz, Annie, June, Mona: Velma & Hunyak:   Hah! He had it coming Pop, Six, Squish, Uh-Uh,   He had it coming Cicero, Lipschitz!   He took a flower    In its prime   And the he used it Pop, Six, Squish, Uh-Uh,   And he abused it Cicero, Lipschitz!    It was a murder   But not a crime!      June: Girls:   Now, I'm standing in the kitchen Pop, Six,    carvin' up the chicken for dinner, Squish, Uh-Uh,   minding my own business, Cicero, Lipschitz!   and in storms my husband Wilbur, Pop, Six,    in a jealous rage. Squish, Uh-Uh,   "You been screwin' the milkman," Cicero, Lipschitz!   he says. He was crazy Pop, Six,    and he kept on screamin' Squish, Uh-Uh,   "You been screwin' the milkman," Cicero, Lipschitz!      June:   And then he ran into my knife! He ran into my knife TEN TIMES!      All:   If you'd have been there   If you'd have seen it   I betcha you would have done the same!      Hunyak:   Mit keresek, enn itt? Azt mondjok, hogy lakem lefogta a ferjemet    en meg lecsaptam a fejet. De nem igaz, en artatlan vagyok. Nem    tudom mert mondja Uncle Sam hogy en tetten. Probaltam a rendorsegen    megmagyarazni de nem ertettek meg...      June:   Yeah, but did you do it?   Hanyak:   UH UH, not guilty!      Velma: Girls:   My sister, Veronica, and I did this double act He had it coming   and my husband, Charlie, used to travel He had it coming   round with us. Now for the last number in He only had    our act, we did these 20 acrobatic tricks in a Himself    row, one, two, three, four, five... To blame.   Splits, spread eagles, back flips, flip flops, If you'd have been there   one right after the other. Well, this one night If you'd have seen it   we are in Cicero, the three of us, sittin' up I betcha    in a hotel room, boozin' and havin' a few You would    laughs and we ran out of ice, Have done    so I went out to get some. The same!   I come back, open the door He had    And there's Veronica and It coming   Charlie doing Number Seventeen He had    -the spread eagle. It coming...      Velma:   Well, I was in such a state of shock, I completely blacked out.    I can't remember a thing. It wasn't until later, when I was    washing the blood off my hands I even knew they were dead.      Girls:   They had it coming   They had it coming   They had it coming all along.   I didn't do it   But if I'd done it   How could you tell me that I was wrong?      Velma: Girls:   They had it coming   They had it coming    They had it coming   They had it coming   They had it coming   They took a flower   All along   In its prime   I didn't do it   And then they used it   But if I'd done it   And they abused it   How could you tell me   It was a murder   That I was wrong? But not a crime!      Mona: Girls:   I love Alvin Lipschitz He had it coming   More than I can possibly say. He had it coming   He was a real artistic guy... He only had    Sensitive...a painter. Himself t   But he was troubled. To blame.   He was always trying If you'd have been    to find himself. There   He'd go out every night If you'd have seen it   looking for himself I betcha    and along the way You would    he found Ruth, Have done    Gladys, The same!   Rosemary and Irving.      Mona:   I guess you can say we broke up because of artistic differences.    He saw himself as alive and I saw him dead.      All:   The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum   The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum      Liz, Annie, Mona: Velma, June, Hunyak:   They had it comin'   They had it comin'   They had it comin'   They had it comin'   They had it comin'   They had it comin'   All along   All along   'Cause if they used us   'Cause if they used us   And they abused us   And they abused us   How could you tell us   How could you tell us   That we were wrong?    That we were wrong?      Velma, June, Hunyak:   He had it coming   He had it coming   He only had    Himself    To blame.   If you'd have been there   If you'd have seen it   I betcha    You would    Have done    The same!      Liz:   You pop that gum one more time!      Annie:   Single my ass.      June:   Ten times!       Hunyak:   Miert csukott Uncle Sam bortonbe.      Velma:   Number Seventeen - the spread eagle.      Mona:   Artistic differences.      All:   I betcha you would have done the same!