Amos:   If someone stood up in a crowd   And raised his voice up way out loud   And waved his arm and shook his leg   You'd notice him      If someone in the movie show   Yelled "Fire in the second row   This whole place is a powder keg!"   You'd notice him      And even without clucking like a hen   Everyone gets noticed, now and then,   Unless, of course, that personage should be   Invisible, inconsequential me!      Cellophane   Mister Cellophane   Shoulda been my name   Mister Cellophane   'Cause you can look right through me   Walk right by me   And never know I'm there...      I tell ya   Cellophane   Mister Cellophane   Shoulda been my name   Mister Cellophane   'Cause you can look right through me   Walk right by me   And never know I'm there...      Suppose you was a little cat   Residin' in a person's flat   Who fed you fish and scratched your ears?   You'd notice him      Suppose you was a woman, wed   And sleepin' in a double bed   Beside one man, for seven years   You'd notice him      A human being's made of more than air   With all that bulk, you're bound to see him there   Unless that human bein' next to you   Is unimpressive, undistinguished   You know who...      Announcer:   And now, Ladies and Gentlemen,   for your pleasure and your entertainment,   We proudly present Katalin Helinski   and her famous Hungarian disappearing act.      Amos:   I tell ya   Cellophane   Mister Cellophane   Shoulda been my name   Mister Cellophane   'Cause you can look right through me   Walk right by me   And never know I'm there   Never even know I'm there.