I don't want to introduce you to my friends    'Cause I think they'll get the wrong idea    You're so fetching in that dress    They'll think we have messed around    And though I'll tell them otherwise    I was gone all night with you.    What most people do will be running through their heads    They don't need to see that I met a pretty girl last night      I'm nineteen, and I've kissed two girls that's all    You're sixtenn, and you're one    Is that against the law?       I never thought that it would come to this    My reputation will be missed    By all the dads who introduce me to their girls saying    "I have got a great idea! You're so different from most guys."    Now that's just a wishful lie because   I am not different anymore    A revolving door you came through   And though you're first - even if you're last - it won't change    That I'm not me, 'cause I met a pretty girl last night      I guess I have to introduce you to my friends   But I know they'll get the wrong idea