Locking doors   Spotless pores   Finding comfort in a total bore   The number four   Genealogic lore   Nothing feels good unless I've felt it before      The neighbor's gay   Shouldn't be that way   Gonna treat him like a person   But not today   When I'm old and gray   And he's dying of AIDS   I'm gonna stop by his bed to remind him to pray      Melvin is locking doors   He makes everything a chore   And he don't really care no more   Melvin is locking doors      Nervous when my little woman friend    Makes me kinda wanna be a man again   Don't wanna bend   Better to offend   But I'll get pissed when she looks at other men      Melvin is locking doors   He makes everything a chore   And he don't really care no more   Melvin is locking doors      Locking doors   Salting sores   When one wimp winces we'll win this war   Show me some gore   Man, I'm so hardcore   But it doesn't feel good unless I've felt it before   Nothing feels good unless I've felt it before