They're comin across the border by the thousands everyday    Lookin' for a better life in the good ol' U.S.A.    Well, everybody's talkin' about the aliens invadin'    While I'm savin' every dime for a Mexican vacation    Me, I'm headed your way, hasta luego Jose       You say hola I'll say hi    When I pass you at the border slap me a high five    You better pack a poncho 'cause it sure gets cold up here    Me, I'm headed south for hot women and cheap beer    Here's the keys to my Chevrolet    You can have the house and the bills I pay    Welcome to the good ol' U.S.A.    I'm headed your way, Jose    (Cuervo that is, lil' sunshine, some margaritas,    Cabo San Lucas, maybe go see Chichinitza, I love that word)       Up here we work our asses off just tryin' to get ahead    But you can't spend a dollar if you've worked yourself to death    From what I hear you way of life is an afternoon siesta    Then back to work for a little while for an all night long fiesta    Me, I'm headed your way    Well sounds to me like a pretty fair trade       You say hola, I'll say hi    When I pass you at the border slap me a high five    You better pack a poncho 'cause it sure gets cold up here    Me, I'm headed south for hot women and cheap beer    Here's the keys to my Chevrolet    You can have the house and the bills I pay    Welcome to the good ol' U.S.A.    I'm headed your way, Jose    (White sandy beaches, pesos and jalapenos,    Palm trees, ocean breeze, ah man, Dos Equis)       You say hola, I'll say hi    When I pass you at the border slap me a high five    You better pack a poncho 'cause you'll freeze your ass off here    Me, I'm headed south for hot women and cheap beer    Here's the keys to my Chevrolet    You can have the house and the bills I pay    Me, I'm kickin' back in the Mexican shade    I'm headed your way, Jose    (Yeah, I'm hittin' the road, man, give me a little burro to ride on, you    Can have my car, that gas is killin' me)