Beans and rice   Cheese and lettuce   These alone won't upset us   but give us hotsauce and you'll regret it      I survived Taco Tuesday   I'm alive though it's only Wednesday   and my sweat tastes funny   Like pepper and honey   Like sardines and ice cream   And I'll be in the bathroom till four in the morning      Josh, don't sleepwalk in there      Why'd I eat those nachos last night?   Now I've got morning sickness like Brian Wolfe's Wife.      I survived Onion Wednesday   I'm alive though it's only Thursday   and my sweat tastes funny   Like pepper and honey   Like caramel and onions   And I'll be in the bathroom till four in the morning      Bosom      Five gallons of Kool-aid,   with none of the sugar,   and sliding down Crisco   while holding a melon      I survived Food Games Thursday   I'm alive though it's only Friday   and my sweat tastes funny   Like pepper and honey   Like Sauerkraut water   And I'll be in the bathroom till four in the morning      And s is the last letter in Jubes