all you lasses in varnasses swallowing swords   shooting out fire at us heathen hordes   I was thinking something before I began   but then you done cut off both of my hands   now I do my drinking through bamboo straws   constantly kicking at tarantulas   what was I thinking? move to baltimore?   o yeah. the great outdoors      jump into the water   keel-hauled on the constallations   don't sell my belongings   cause you know that I'll be back      remember when I told you that I was a samurai?   well the fact of the matter is that was a lie   there were some other things that i'd rather not recall   y'all can blame it all ont he alcohol   but you ain't got no business criticizing me   this is my house and I'll do as I please   what was I thinking? move to baltimore?   o yeah. the great outdoors      move it on over and give me a slice      if you're int he market for a green zucchini   farmer's almanac got the largest size   winnebago woman what ya cooking?   move it on over and give me a slice      I'd be a richer man today if it weren't for physics   if I could levitate I would sell lots of tickets   and maybe do an interview with Larry King while floating   I'd be a richer man today if it weren't for physics   if I could levitate I would sell lots of tickets      move it on over and give me a slice