Fe-fe, fi-fi, fo-fo, fum   I smell smoke in the auditorium      Charlie Brown, Charlie Brown   He's a clown, that Charlie Brown   He's gonna get caught   Just you wait and see   (Why's everybody always pickin' on me)      That's him on his knees   I know that's him   Yeah, from 7 come 11   Down in the boys' gym      Charlie Brown, Charlie Brown   He's a clown, that Charlie Brown   He's gonna get caught   Just you wait and see   (Why's everybody always pickin' on me)      Who's always writing on the wall   Who's always goofing in the hall   Who's always throwing spit balls   Guess who (who, me) yeah, you      Who walks in the classroom, cool and slow   Who calls the English teacher, Daddy-O      Charlie Brown, Charlie Brown   He's a clown, that Charlie Brown   He's gonna get caught   Just you wait and see   (Why's everybody always pickin' on me)      [Instrumental Interlude]      Who walks in the classroom, cool and slow   Who calls the English teacher, Daddy-O      Charlie Brown, Charlie Brown   He's a clown, that Charlie Brown   He's gonna get caught   Just you wait and see   (Why's everybody always pickin' on me)