Well the bum was in my trash   He's pickin' out all the cans    Firewater burnin' up his poor swollen glands   The lysol and listerine it went to his head   He eats boot black rotted on a piece of white bread   He did the pink, the pink elephant   Blinded by the sauce you know   I'd rather stay bent   I do the pink, the pink elephant   Blinded by the sauce you know   I'd rather stay bent      Sleazy P. Martini ran the pink elephant   With hot-pink curtains where the sloe gin decants   A shave and a haircut knock knock   Would for sure get you in to see   The cherry poppin' daddies play   The lampshades were zebra skin   We did the pink, the pink elephant   Blinded by the sauce you know   I'd rather stay bent   I do the pink, the pink elephant   Blinded by the sauce you know   I'd rather stay rather stay bent   I'd rather stay bent      My mouth is like a circus but I'm always in debt   I'd never pass the bar unless I thought it was wet   But that's the way they sucker me to my final dissolve   But when they set'em up i'm drinkin'em down   I did the pink the pink elephant   Blinded by the sauce you know   I'd rather stay bent    I do the pink, the pink elephant   Blinded by the sauce you know   I'd rather stay, I'd rather stay   I'd rather stay bent