It's a late night in this town   It's time to move on   And our time, it came and went   Find your coat, find your keys   Find the man of your dreams   And how much money he spent      So set down your drink   You've had more than you should   Your last chance has just come and gone   Well she's gone for the door   And she looks all alone   Let me know what she looks like at dawn      Last call, again   Last call, do you know where you're going   Last call, again      There are lovers and fighters   at 2:00 AM   A big girl named Carol,   Well she just left with Jim   And it's hard sometimes   To make up your mind   They're out in the lot   And she's going down on him      So roll your leg over   Take the bow not the stern   And pray before you begin   'Cause this date's not your mate   And it's not where you're going   But more like where they've been      Slip a beer in your coat   Keep your arms to your side   'Cause going home,   That's a pretty good drive   Keep it under the dash   And watch who you pass   For your first DWI