Everyone's gonna look at me, confounded by my decency   I've got no tales of personal tragedy   Everyone's gonna know my name, they'll talk about my new found fame   Alluding to my functional family      She said she liked a simple melody   She brought me onstage for a bow   I stood there laughing all I said was wow   Courtney loves me now      Now my friends they all want to know, is this for real or is it just a show   They're taking bets on when I'm history   All her friends are gonna tell her things, shared apartments, diamond rings   And how that car phone's an absolute necessity      She said she liked the way I kissed her cheek   She brought me upstairs, grabbed a towel   I stood there laughing all I said was wow   Courtney loves me now      Courtney's fond of telling me, I'm everything she used to be   Bridget Fonda's telling her, let's go for steaks baby, you could wear your fur      Then I'll ask to have her hand, and hold it as she quits the band   She whispers playfully you can open up for me   Buy a house, maybe hit the road, share a joint, maybe share the load   And laugh about our plans they're history      She said she liked the way I licked her feet   She brought me upstairs, showed me how   I stood there laughing all I said was wow   Courtney loves me now