Eat, sleep and crap   For to prey on your needs   Down a dark street   In backwater Leeds   I seen yer comin´   Come in, lads!   You seen the ad?   Too bad, bad, bad      What you get   Is what you see   It´s a trickledown theory   And it´s coming to me   Life´s a whip-round   And I´ve got the whip   It´s a sinking ship   Drip, drip, drip      Drip, drip, drip goes the water (x4)      Take me in   Throw me out   Put me up   Let me down      Dark, satanic   Run-of-the-mill   Sing us a song   And I´ll send you the bill   My nicotine grip   My smokin´ gun   It´s how I get my fun   Better run, run, run      Your olfactory nerves   All up the spout   You can´t smell a rat   When your nose is out   Rent-to-kill   By any other name   Kiss an old flame   Shame, shame, shame      Drip, drip, drip goes the water(x4)      Take me in   Throw me out   Put me up   Let me down