I can't hear you 'cos your mouth's full of shit   Do something about it      Well I'm really back to basics right beside a bar   Choke the double trouble big one to the joker with card   Good call   What's the crack what's the damage done today   From teh commons to the common a banana skin away   Knock it back knock it out   Chuck a nightmare dart   Quiet   Compere on the mic turns turning to the court   Putting beef vol-au-vents across the union jack   Bolinger and bitter says the colonies are back      I can't hear you 'cos your mouth's full of shit   Do something about it      You think you're god's gift   You're liar   I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire      Up yer ronson   Take a tab   With a flash of zippo light   Catch the hip parade passing the polaroids right   Check the manic little rebel with a bottle in his hand   A rhyming manifesto and a butty from his mam   Local lad made bad with cowboy charm   Claims he doesn't really mean every screw-'em-all barb   Pass the mic   Karaoke with the yesteryear stars   Time to weep into your beer til the fireworks start      I can't hear you 'cos your mouth's full of shit   Do something about it      You think you're god's gift   You're liar   I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire