dont try selling me a heartbreak   cause i cant take another sales pitch   you dont wanna be the last one   whos no fun   the one thats always left behind      i know its hard   to see clearly all of the time   so go do what you want   and ill try hard to be more understanding      but i dont want to live like that   under your thumb   behind your back   i just wanna be there to see the last laugh      ill try killin you with kindness   forget the mindless things i might have said   and i wont try to catch you or stop you   from doing what you think is right      i look the other way   maybe i was wrong this one time   its got to be hard   when the rest of the worlds gone crazy around you      but i dont want to live like that   under your thumb   behind your back   i just wanna be there to see the last laugh      back and forth you swing   from routine to obscene    and i know that your just like me   and thats exactly what i like about you i guess   im probably insane   two by four is what id use to smack you upside your head    cause you drive me crazy       so dont keep singing me your sad song    its been so long    since ive gotten through    and im not gonna be the last one    whos no fun    the one thats always left behind       dont get me wrong    when i dont tell you what you wanna hear    and go do what you wnat    and ill try hard to be more understanding       but i dont want to live like that   under your thumb   behind your back   i just wanna be there to see the last laugh