I'd really rather be alone   I'd really rather be on my own   What part of no don't you understand   Won't you just let go of my hand   Maybe it's just time you knew the truth      Don't think I'm coming off as rude   I really like the solitude   My company suits me just fine   In face I think it's quite divine   Maybe it's just time you knew the truth      Hey-I love to hear myself talk   I'm my own favorite audience   Cause I'm the funniest person I know   If you were me I'm sure you'd agree      I know you claim I'm being vague   But i'm afraid it's not that way   You can come over - don't stay long   Call me next week cause I'll be gone   Maybe it's just time you knew the truth      Hey-I love to hear myself talk   I'm my own favorite audience   Cause I'm the funniest person I know   If you were me I'm sure you'd agree      I'm building up my barricade   I'd rather if you don't invade   I'm sick of all this obligation    Do you really need more explanation   Maybe this time you will finally see that      Hey-I love to hear myself talk   I'm my own favorite audience   Cause I'm the funniest person I know   If you were me I'm sure you'd agree