Theres not a word of truth in anything that I say   I don't really want to listen till they go away   I haven't finished and I never try   If you ask me reasons I just lie      I'm a liar, liar, I never tell the truth   I'm a liar, liar, I never tell the truth      I tell you how I feel and why it is   And what you are if you don't start to give   I love spending hours watching television   I stole the best lies and then I call up your crepid politicians      I'm a liar, liar, I never tell the truth   I'm a liar, liar, I never tell the truth      I smoked your last cigarette I say that someone else did   I send your mum to the bed to find if your sisters frigid   You ask me why, I just lie   I'm a liar, liar      I'm gonna be the biggest liar in the world   I'll be so good you'll believe every word   I could even make you believe Adolf Hitler   Send him to Russia for the winter      I'm a liar, liar, I never tell the truth   I'm a liar, liar, I never tell the truth