Night has draped its cape of stars   Over our small town   From the campus and the tavern   To the chapel and infirmary   We've seen their dreams   We've found the goods   The fables and folly   Of the residents residing in...      14 hymns for the heathen   First hymn, the son of God complex   Second hymn, the prodigal damsel   Third hymn, the tree stump of knowledge   Choking on Adam's apple      This odd lot under the cross   This broken promised land   Of dreamers and schemers   And preachers and predators.   They shall not want   What they've got coming to them   Whether innocent or insolent      14 hymns for the heathen   Fourth hymn, the passion of the chaplain   Fifth hymn, the brute kiss of Judas   Sixth hymn, Sodom falls to ashes   Seventh hymn, the church of doubting Thomas   Eighth hymn, a horse of the apocalypse   Ninth hymn, an immaculate exception   Tenth hymn, the demons of Mary Magdalene      I am a chapel, this is prayer book, these are the parables   God, forgive us, this is our business:   absolving sins of all of these heathens      Eleventh hymn, the Bible Belt tightens   Twelfth hymn, a lecherous Shepard   Thirteenth hymn, hiding in confession   Fourteenth hymn, an after word      Rocking chairs of disenchantment   Green grass of envy and malice   Our salad days, living in Happy Hollow