Before we ever saw straight, we were grasping at straws   A debate was born, picket lines were drawn   There was this big bang once, now we're learning to use our thumbs      We need a purpose in life, a survival guide   We need explanations for how we arrived   There was this big bang once, now we're standing on our own two feet   There was this big bang once, we've been sharpening up our teeth      They say there was this big bang once, but the clergyman doesn't agree, oh no   There was this big bang once, but it don't jive with Adam and Eve   Original sin, that idyllic garden   Some talking snake giving apples away   What would that snake say if he could only see us today?   Ha ha ha!      There was this big bang once, we were left here to fill in the blanks   There was this big bang once, now we're endlessly drifting in space   We're gonna need an explanation for rational thought   Enlightenment and the weight of our hearts   In a world of entropy, why can't we just simply be?   And don't feed me lies, intelligent design      There was this big bang once, why are we back down on our knees?   Ha!