ou seemed like such a smart young man.   Your father's got a lot of friends.   We didn't bother to check your references.   We're a successful company   with endless opportunity   So why must you shit where you eat?"      It all started out in the warehouse.   Watching the stock, watching the clock   Taking shots from a flask of scotch   My first evaluation came   Remarkably, they sang my praise:   "Keep up the pace, you could see a raise in pay."      This seemed like a good challenge to me   So I started a game of craps in the back alley   What better way to sublet minimum wage?   Despite these fits of debauchery,   the managers failed to notice me   So what the fuck?   I started stealing things      Once inventory rolled around,   a few SKU items could not be found.   Some DVD's and a widescreen TV.   "We'll dock these items from your pay   and we expect you to finish out the day   Your father must be so ashamed."      Fuck you and your job   And I'll shit I want   This country's gonna go out with a bang   This country's heading for Dependence Day   So lay out your blankets and wait for the fireworks display      You're restless, deported   Your job keeps you broke   So get in the ring   You just ran out of rope      I'll give ten percent   to the ten percent