you lie and cheat i might have to beat you you stab my back i might put the heat to you dont drag your feet you   know you have to face me its not just once that youve disgraced me      layout your soul get rid of the weakness dont diss your boys over some princess girls come and go but friends are a life   sentnce i'd walk away but your one of my best friends      there is no piece of ass worth a friendship   there is no piece of ass worth a friendship      a friend doesnt let a friend bang another friend's girlfriend      there is no piece of ass worth a friendship      dumb enough to go there nothing will mend it   no matter the excuses or just how loose she is   what will follow wont pay for the juiciness      dude but dude   i dont know   i dont know what to say      say   i am a fucking idiot    i never should've gotten into it   and i will never do it again   say   i am a fucking idiot    i never should've gotten into it   and i will never do it again      i felt at the moment the two were introduced    he's just the type and she's a toulouse    so i took him aside   tld him she was with "D"   he said what do i look like a fucking lewinsky      two weeks later she was greased up   and screaming    the story came out    full details of reaming   so everyone hates everyone    it's all fucked up   by L.A.'s worst starjocking slut      there is no piece of ass worth a friendship   a friend doesnt let a friend bang another friend's girlfriend   there is no piece of ass worth a friendship   a friend doesnt let a friend bang another friend's girlfriend      dude but dude   i dont know   sorry      say i am a fucking idiot    i never should've gotten into it   and i will never do it again   say say say   i am a total piece of shit and undeniable hypocrite i promise not to do it again      your mind's a blank    your face a prank   like you took it point blank   got runover by a tank   low rank frank   no lower than you sank   when all by yourself    you're the world's biggest wank   with only you to thank   ass butthole stank   belching with all your own   piss you drank   and your own green spunk   from your morning spank   on your way to a dumpster    with an armful of crank      there is no piece of ass worth a friendship   dumb enough to go there nothing will mend it   there is no piece of ass worth a friendship   dumb enough to go there nothing will mend it   nothing will mend it   i dont recommend it   i dont recommend it nothing      say      i am a fuckingg idiot    should've never gotten into it   i'm a fucking idiot   i'm a fucking idiot   into it   into it   into it      do do do   do it again      say say say      do it again