Hey Mister I really like your daughter,    I'd like to eat her like ice cream    maybe dip her in chocolate       Hey Mister on your way to work   in your Volvo, suit, and tie    We'll, be crawling in your bed soon    messing around, maybe getting high       It's not what ya did,    It's not what ya didn't    God gave her a perfect body    and now I'm all up in it.       It's not she's a tramp.    It's not she's not pure.    She just likes getting her fuck on,    and its good one of that i'm sure      Hey Mister I really like your daughter.    When I'm horny like thirsty    She's a bottle of water.       Hey Mister how'd it get so bad    You raised her so well    and now she's calling me dad    in the back seat naked of a new Volkswagen    the perfect little gift for high school graduation.       It's not what ya did,    It's not what ya didn't    God gave her a perfect body    and now I'm all up in it.       It's not she's a tramp.    It's not she's not pure.    She just likes getting her fuck on,    and its good one of that i'm sure      Nana na nana na,    Nana na nana na,    Nana na nana na,    ha hahaha ha ha haha       I eat all the food in your fridge    Call my friends around the world    Rack up your long distance too   Breakstands neutral drops    Wreck all your cars    Drink all the booze in your cheezy ass wet bar    Order stuff on your credit cards    Leave boogers in the skippy jar    Smoke your cigars    Answer the phone tell your boss you moved to mars    When you call in late from work tell your wife    You're at the titty bars       It's not what ya did,    It's not what ya didn't    God gave her a perfect body    and now I'm all up in it.       It's not she's a tramp.    It's not she's not pure.    She just likes getting her fuck on,    and its good one of that i'm sure      I can't lie I have to tell the truth    Man to man mister it's all a total spoof   Your daughter's a freak    Your daughter's a pro    When i'm done with her    She'll do one of your bros      I hope I'll never have a daughter    I hope I'll never have a daughter    I hope I'll never have a daughter    I hope I'll never have a daughter       Nana na nana na,    Nana na nana na,    Nana na nana na,    Nana na nana naaaaaaaa!