Here to perform the song "Eskimo" from their self-titled cd   please welcome Corky and the Juice Pigs.      The song we like to play for you now is a little ballad that we wrote years ago while on tour.....in the Yukon.      I'm the only gay eskimo;   I'm the only one I know;   I'm the only gay eskimo in my tribe.      I go out seal hunting with my best friend Tarka,   But all I want to do is get into his parka;   I'm the only gay eskimo in my tribe.      Well, me and Nukflukchukbuk, we both like blubber;   But me I've got this crazy fetish for rubber;   I'm the only gay eskimo in my tribe. (man making whipping noises)      I make a wish on the Northern Lights,   That I can find a decent pair of whaleskin tights;   I'm the only gay eskimo in my tribe;      And the seals they sing now. (seal sounds)      These cold winter nights are taking their toll;   I even get excited when I see the North Pole. (see the North Pole)      I'm the only gay eskimo (only gay eskimo)   I'm the only one I know (I'm the only one I know)   I'm the only gay Eskimo in my tribe.      Now like the Proclaimers would sing it:   I'm the only gay eskimo;   I'm the only one I know;   I'm the only gay eskimo in my tribe.      Like Bob Dylan:   I'm the only gay eskimo;   I'm the only one I know;   I'm the only gay eskimo.      Like Rick Ocasek from The Cars:   I'm the only gay eskimo;   I'm the only one I know;   I'm the only gay eskimo and she used to be mine.      Like Oasis:   I'm the only gay eskimo. (fighting)      Like Van Morrison   I'm the only gay eskimo;   Well you see me coming around the street I'm a turning... uh;   And Jesus Christ fits in there somehow as well;   And the crack was good.      I'm the only gay eskimo; (only gay eskimo)   I'm the only one I know; (I'm the only one I know)   I'm the only gay eskimo in my tribe.