I'm the only gay Eskimo   I'm the only one I know   I'm the only gay Eskimo   In my tribe      I go out seal hunting with my best friend Tarka   But all want to do is get into his parka      I'm the only gay Eskimo   In my tribe      Well me and Nukflukchukbuk   We both like blubber   But me I've got this crazy fetish for rubber      I'm the only gay Eskimo   In my tribe      I make a wish on the Northern Lights   That I can find a decent pair of whaleskin tights      I'm the only gay Eskimo   In my tribe      And the seals they sing now...   [seal noises]      These cold winter nights   Are taking their toll   I even get excited when I see the North Pole   See the North Pole...      I'm the only gay Eskimo   Only gay Eskimo   I'm the only one I know   The only one I know-oh-oh-oh   I'm the only gay Eskimo   In my tribe