She called me late last night   To say she loved me so   It don’t matter anymore   See she never cared   And she never will   I do all I can   I guess I’ll just have to wait til then      If I get drunk    Well I’ll pass out on the floor baby   You won’t bother me no more   If you’re drinkin’   Well you know you’re my friend   And I say I think I’ll have myself a beer   I think I’ll have myself a beer      She called me late last night   To say she loved me so   I guess you changed your mind   Well I should’ve known   It wouldn’t be alright   Cause I can’t live without her   So I won’t even try      If I get drunk    Well I’ll pass out on the floor baby   You won’t bother me no more   If you’re drinkin’   Well you know you’re my friend   And I say I think I’ll have myself a beer   I think I’ll have myself a beer      Maybe someday I’ll think of what to say   Maybe next time I’ll remember what to do   She looks like heaven   Maybe this is hell   She said she’d do it all again   She promised not to tell      If I get drunk    Well I’ll pass out on the floor baby   You won’t bother me no more   She said it’s okay Cory   Cause you know we’ll be good friends   And I say I think I’ll have myself a beer   I think I’ll have myself a beer