I'd have to be crazy to stop all my singin'   And never play my music again.   You'd call me a fool if I grabbed up a top hat   And ran out to flag down the wind      I'd have to be weird to grow me a beard   Just to see what the rednecks would do   But I'd have to be crazy; plumb out of my mind   To fall out of love with you      I know I've done weird things;   I told people I heared things   When silence was all in the bounds   There's been days when it pleased me   To be on my knees   Following ants as they crawled 'cross the ground      Been insane on a train, but I'm still me again   And the place where I hold you is true   So I know I'm all right, 'cause I'd have to be crazy   To fall out of love with you.      You know I don't intend to, but should there come a day   When I say that I don't love you, you can lock me away   Hey, hey-ey-ey-ey      I sure would be dingy, to live in an envelope   Waiting alone for a stamp   You'd swear I was loco to rub for a genie   While burning my hand on the lamp   And I may not be normal, but nobody is   So I'd like to say 'fore I'm through   I'd have to be crazy, plumb out of my mind   To fall out of love with you      I'd have to be crazy, plumb out of my mind   To fall out of love with you