"There was a boy   Who liked to wiggle his tooth loose so he could show it   Then we'd watch   While he'd tie it to a doorknob, wind up, and then slam it      That was how he liked to have his teeth pulled out   He told us how he liked to feel it when it came out      He grew tired   Of his doorknobs and so he thought up a brand-new trick   He said he'd tie   His tooth to his dog's tail, find a stick, wind up, and then throw it      That was how he liked to have his teeth pulled out   He told us how he liked to feel it when it came out      He called his dog   But just as he was set to throw, his dad arrived there   He yelled at him   And got some pliers, held him, wound up, and yanked it out right there      That wasn't how he liked to have his teeth pulled out   He wouldn't tell us how it felt when it came out"