I've all my wisdom teeth   Two up top, two beneath   And yet I'll recognise   My mouth says things that aren't so wise   But when I sing my darling's praise   I know I'm right, or close anyways   For she's a gem upon this earth   I know to me she will return      CHORUS   Oh I know it's true, I know it's true   That I was made for her, and she me too   And I'm confident that she'll think so too   And she'll be coming back...soon      Mornings we have toast and tea   I gaze across the table, she glares right back at me   And when we're getting low on jam   I give her the last spoonful, that's just the way I am   And I drive her to work each day   Even though it's early and work is far away   And I don't even say a thing   When she plays the radio so loud you cannot think      [chorus]      I can't stand her goddamned friends   But I will tolerate them, even though I hate them   And I will put up with her parents   'cause she says I'll not meet someone who is so kind and sweet   Ever again...      [chorus]      I've all my wisdom teeth   Two up top, two beneath   And yet I'll recognise   My mouth says things that aren't so wise   But when I sing my darling's praise   I know I'm right, or close anyways   For she's a gem upon this earth   I know to me she will return      [chorus]      Yeah she'll be coming back...soon