We're knights of the round table   We dance whenever we're able   We do routines and chorus scenes   With footwork impeccable      We dine well here in Camelot   We eat ham and jam and spam a lot      We're knights of the round table   Our shows are formidable   But many times we're given rhymes   That are quite unsingable      We're opera mad in Camelot   We sing from the diaphragm a lot      War we're tough and able, quite indefatigable   Between our quests we sequin vests   And impersonate Clark Gable   It's a busy life in Camelot      I have to push the pram a lot