I didn't know you weren't supposed to drink the water   I never knew it was so hard to get through south of that border   If I had any idea it took that many pesos to make a dollar   I'd have moved down there   Yeah, I'd probably been a millionare   Rosa at the bayou told me Sinco de Mayo is their fourth of July   And you don't sneak up on a jabanero pepper and just take a bite   Rosa says the sunsets on some of them beaches that'll make you cry   I said, is that right?   Cuz up until tonight      All I knew about Mexico   Was him with my baby on the back of that Harley   Passin' every car as fast as they could go   And all I know about pretty a white sand   Is she's probably on it now sharing a little beach towel   With her "left me for another" man   Or working on a tan I bet   While I'm here trying to forget   All I know about Mexico      And I've heard some pretty scary stuff about them jails down in Tijuana   And it ain't nothin' like the US if you get busted   And I hear he's all hauked up on that marijuana   I can't help but worrying about her being down there when he leaves her   And you know he's gonna leave her   Any day now, yeah, the cops will come around   Wanna know what I've known      All I know about Mexico   Was him with my baby on the back of that Harley   Passin' every car as fast as they could go   And all I know about a pretty white sand   Is she's probably on it now sharing a little beach towel   With her "left me for another" man   Oh she's working on her tan I bet   While I'm here trying to forget   All I know about Mexico      All I knew about Mexico   Was him with my baby on the back of that Harley   Passin' every car just as fast as they could go   And all I know about a pretty white sand   Is she's probably on it now sharing her little beach towel   With her "left me for another" man   Oh she's working on her tan I bet   While I'm here trying to forget   All I know about Mexico   All I know, I know, I know, I know about Mexico