If love was a train I think I would ride a slow one   One that would ride through the night making every stop   If love was a train I would feel no pain   And I would never get off      If love was a train I think I would ride me a long one   Hear me talking, I'm talking fifty boxcars long   Aw, what's the use?   Most trains these days ain't got no engine   Much less no caboose, woo, woo      Look out, here she comes   Look out, there she goes      If love was a train I'd throw my body on her tracks   If love was a train I'd throw my body right down on her tracks   If love was a train I would feel no pain   As she rolled right down my back      But love ain't no train, more like a broncin' bull   And the most you got's fifteen seconds in the saddle   And even if you manage to ride, you are all shaken up inside   And it's gonna be a long time before you ride that bull again      If love was a train but love ain't a train