Mmm, gonna dive into a jive I've dove into before   Gonna haunt a haunt I've haunted   Like a million times or more   A familiar joint where getting drunk's the only point   To frequent this place, with any frequency at all      Countin' on a remedy I've counted on before   Goin' with a cure that's never failed me   What you call the disease?   I call the remedy   What you're callin' the cause?   I call it the cure      I'm gonna sing a song, a song to you, a song I've sung before   Belt out a ballad that I've belted out a million times or more   The words I'm gonna scream   And getting drunk's the central theme   To the lyrics, if you can   Make a lyrics out at all      I'm countin' on a remedy I've counted on before   Goin' with a cure that's never failed me   What you call the disease?   I call the remedy   What you're callin' the cause?   I call it the cure      Just a devotion to a potion   Now please no applause   And a dedication to a medication and a crutch a cure a cause   What I've counted on to pick me up   Has knocked me to my knees   Before I hit the floor, once more I'm gonna call it the disease      I'm countin' on a remedy I've counted on before   Goin' with a cure that's never failed me   What you call the disease?   I call the remedy   What you're callin' the cause?   I call it the cure   I call it the cure   (Call it the cure)      (I'm gonna cure)   Gonna dive into a jive I've dove into before   A song I've sung before   (Call it the cure)   I'm gonna sing a song, a song to you, a million times or more