I can't help it if I was   Hey, if I wasn't born with a   Cool name like Dicky   Alright, my name is Dicky Barrett   From Boston, Massachusetts      With me tonight is a warm-hearted human being   And a cold blooded entertainer, who is it, y'all?   Hello, my name is Jimmy G. and I'm from NYC   Let's bust it, Dicky, let's do it Holmes      When it starts to kick in   And I start to kick it out   When it comes a-callin'   Well, I know what it's all about, about      And it comes a-callin'   More and more each day   And a little bit ugly, now   Is what it's got to say      Well, that's okay   Little bit ugly now   Little bit ugly now   Little bit ugly now      Who? What? Where? How?   Little bit ugly now   Little bit ugly now   Little bit ugly now      Right now, right now   Little bit ugly now   Little bit ugly 'cause the time is right   Little bit ugly now   Little bit ugly now tonight      When it comes a-knockin'   Outside my door, well, I let it in   Because it's been there before   Let's let it in      And it comes a-knockin'   More and more each day   And a little bit ugly now   Is what its got to say      And it comes a-knockin'   More and more each day   And a little bit ugly now   Is what its got to say      When it comes around here   It's really nothin' new   Get a little bit ugly   Is what it's telling me to do      When it comes a knockin'   It's really nothing new   Get a little bit ugly   Is what it's telling me to do      A little bit ugly now   A little bit ugly now   A little bit ugly now      A little bit ugly now   A little bit ugly now   A little bit ugly now      Right now right now   A little bit ugly now   A little bit ugly 'cause the time is right   A little bit ugly now   A little bit ugly now tonight      When I'm a little bit ugly   It's my kind of feeling   I'm drunk and I'm blind   And I'm a little bit ugly   It's my kind of feeling   I'm outta my mind      I'm ugly, I'm ugly, I'm ugly, I'm ugly   Little bit ugly now   A little bit ugly 'cuz the time is right   Little bit ugly now   Little bit ugly now tonight      Little bit ugly now   Little bit ugly now   Little bit ugly now      Little bit ugly now   Little bit ugly now   Little bit ugly now