Blame it on the Tetons, yeah, I need a scapegoat now   No my dog won't bite you though it had the right to   You oughta give her credit   'Cuz she knows I would've let it happen      Blame it on the weekends   God I need a cola now   Oh we mumble loudly   Wear our shame so proudly      Wore our blank expressions   Trying to look interesting   Blame it all on me   'Cuz God I need a cold one now      All them eager actors gladly taking credit   For the lines created by the people   Tucked away from sight   Is just a window from the room we're bound to      If you find a way out   Oh would you just let me know how?   Would you just let me know how?      Blame it on the web   But the spider's your problem now   Language is for liquid   That we're all dissolved in      Great for solving problems   After it creates a problem   Blame it on the Tetons   God, I need a scapegoat now      Everyone's a building burning   With no one to put the fire out   Standing at the window looking out   Waiting for time to burn us down      Everyone's an ocean drowning   With no one really to show how   They might get a little better air   If they turned themselves into a cloud