In every little town and village too   Somewhere in the neighborhood   You'll find a little band of ladies who   Can't stop doing good   Good for the pigeons in the park   Good for the weekly tea   Good for the national bank where they keep their treasury      We're the ladies aid society   And we're really a great bunch of girls   We're the ladies aid society   And soon we'll take over the world      Here they come marching down the street   Witgh their picket signs in hand   With their blue and white pleated uniforms   And their all girl five-piece band   Down with long haired singing groups   Down with the mayor too   And if you;re under 65 they're down on you      We're the ladies aid society   And we just want to sell you the truth   Were the ladies aid society   And it's time we clamp down on the youth      We're the ladies aid society   And we're really a great bunch of girls   We're the ladies aid soicety   And soon we'll take over the world      We're the ladies aid society   And we just want to sell you the truth   Were the ladies aid society   And it's time we clamp down on the youth