Thieves, thieves and liars, murderers   Hypocrites and bastards in laughter      Hey, thanks for nothing   Morals in the dust   Two faced bastards and syncophants   No trust      Thieves, liar, thieves, liar   Thieves, liar, thieves, liar   Inside, outside, which side, you don't know   My side, your side, their side, we don't know      Which side are they, which side are they?   Which side of their mouth do you suppose that it came?   Which side are they, which side are they?   Which side of the grass is greener?      Inside, outside, which side, we don't know   My side, your side, their side, no one knows      You're like a great big fucking sponge   Just waiting to get squeezed      Breathe, forfeit erection   Toxical injection   Geriatric fuck-fest   We still believe in lies      Thieves, liar, thieves, liar   Thieves, liar, thieves, liar   Inside, outside, which side, you don't know   My side, your side, their side, we don't know      Which side are they, which side are they?   Which side of their mouth do you suppose that it came?   Which side are they, which side are they?   Which side of the grass is greener?      Inside, outside, which side, we don't know   My side, your side, their side, no one knows      You're like a great big hit of acid   Waiting to be taken