Watch out!   He's always up to something   Cause he's so devious   And he's so cynical      And it makes me laugh   He's trying so hard to pretend   Acting oh so original   When he's simply following the trends      The book that you read, it is upside down   The book that you read, it is upside down   The book that you read, it is upside down   The book that you read, it is upside down      He's always saying that he's oh so right   And won't admit when he's wrong   But if I get him on his own tonight   I'm gonna find it hard, cause we don't quite get along      Too much   Sitting in the window   Sipping up your coffee   And advertising yourself      And it makes me laugh   He's trying so hard to deceive   Acting cool and cocky   When there's clearly something up your sleeve      The book that you read, it is upside down   The book that you read, it is upside down   The book that you read, it is upside down   The book that you read, it is upside down      He's always saying that he's oh so right   And won't admit when he's wrong   But if I get him on his own tonight   I'm gonna find it hard, cause we don't quite get along      Oh it's such a treacherous thing   Little boy laugh and the little boys sing   No when they come-a-calling   You cant can't help falling over, no you cant help falling down      It's evidential that you've not been taught   Oh, you just can't see   That respect is always earnt not bought   So we all bow down to this weeks class clown at the showroom   Yeah, at the showroom