A snake, a fake, he's lame, he's in the game   For the money and for the fame   A spin, a grin, he's on and then we yawn   He steals the credit, then he is gone   He's the man with the plan and at first he'll seem helpful   To make sure that you're on the hook   He's so full of bull, and he sure will pull   Some strings to make things go his way   Yeah, everything will go his way   We're in the monkey biz   The monkey boogie is nothing new   And he'll be doin' the dance with you      Humble, mumble, stumble, don't think so   That is not the way to go   Connect, collect, correct, now what did you expect ?    Did you think that he seriously cares for you ?    Do the monkey boogie rango, orango-tango, baboon !