Ladies and gentlemen welcome to your death   Now let's see where you're headed   Turn the crank and experience what's in store for you   Deep within the mighty riddle box      Da joke's on you! Riddle box   Da joke's on you! Riddle box      Wicked wicked wicked wicked clowns   Hey, I'm violent J and I'm here   Well I'm here to kick you all ass   We, the wicked juggalos   We juggle those who live like hoes and chose   The express route, one way   Straight down the spiral twist to the riddle box      Da joke's on you! Riddle box   Da joke's on you! Riddle box   Da joke's on you! Riddle box   Da joke's on you! Riddle box      Hey, what's up motherfucker?   This is 'Shaggs Two Dope' congratulate you   For openin' the box, the riddle box   It looks like you received your prize   The cost? Well the cost was your life! Bitch boy      Da joke's on you! Riddle box   Da joke's on you! Riddle box      Tell me sir, what can you do?   It looks like the joke's on you   C'mon on down and turn the crank   Let's see where your soul will spend the rest of eternity            What's it gonna be, mister? Heaven or Hell?   The bonus or the bones   Turn the crank and let's find out   C'mon on down, mister, you don't have   Anything to be scared of do you, sir?      So what's gonna pop out of the mighty riddle box?   Spin the crank and let's find out, whadda you say?   Step right up, who's first?   Who's brave enough to step into their new eternal destiny?   Surely someone must be confident   That their life wasn't totally evil   Step right