Welcome to another exciting episode of Del Ray's   Number one game show, The Joker's Wild!   Shaggy, tell us something about tonight's contestants   Hey, motherfuckers   Get ready for the killer show of this bitch   We gotta cop, we gotta judge, and we gotta redneck   So step the fuck up and play the Joker's Wild!"      Woohoo!   Everybody smile, guess who's back on your underground dial   It's the game show host with the most   And tonight we finna have a little pig roast      Cop copper, it's been a long while   Lace up your boots and come on down the aisle   Mr. Pig-Man packing that steel   But tonight, you ain't shit, now spin the fuckin' wheel      Looks good, nice try   Now let's see just how ya gonna die?   Lucky, lucky, he landed on Carpenter Jed   He just pounds nails in your forehead      The pig got lucky that time   But let's take a look who's next down the line   Oh, the 43rd District judge   Hey pal, remember me, you threw me in jail      Take a spin or I'll snap your neck   The clicker's landed, let me check   The Jokey, hey, it ain't bad at all   We just cut your face off and slap your skull      Who's next for the games and fun?   Hillbilly Earl, come on down, run   The redneck that sicked his dog on me   Now that's gonna cost you a spin, buddy      Spin around and around it goes   Staple your lips shut, cut off your toes   Then I throw your corpse on top of the pile   Anything goes on the Joker's Wild      Tell me who killed 17 people and later ate their dead bodies?   Jeffrey Dahmer   No, the correct answer would be your mother   Shaggs?   Aww, shit, motherfuckers   Get ready for round two of this bitch   So, if you want your fucking neckbone chopped   Step the fuck up and play the Joker's Wild!"      You like big money and prizes, don't ya   You'd probably kill for a big prize, won't ya   Ya little bitch, it's your turn to spin   Free money, now spin again      Oh goody, the unzip your drawers   I'm finna clip this chain on your balls   Raise ya upside down for the bang bada   Now we bust your head like a pinata      The audience loves that shit   Listen to 'em cheer when your forehead splits   Wait! Cut to a break, oh shit, d-damn ah   We got guts on the camera      The Joker's Wild is brought to you by, Faygo   Everybody sing!   Send your momma straight up to the store   Tell that bitch to bring home a Faygo      Welcome back to the Carnival Show   Here's your chance for the big money cash flow   Hit your buzzer, pull your lever   Joker, joker, lemon, we sever your head      Pick a door, one, two or three   It's the same behind every door, me   There's no escape, now gimme that bald head   The crowd can't help, look, they're all dead      At home they just watching your doom   We broadcast from hell to your living room   I ripped off his knuckle, wicked clown style   Anything goes on the Joker's Wild      It's time to play hit or miss   Contestant number one, open your mouth   Contestant number two, get ready   Will he hit or miss   He hit! What's next?   We got money, we got cash, we got prizes   We got blood, we got guts   We got naked dead bitches on the Joker's Wild      I got my yellow suit and my purple tie   Somebody's gonna die, oh my   It's Mr. Thompson, my next door neighbor   Always bitchin, yellin' from the kitchen window      See, he died and he went to hell though   We meet again, I got my own game show   Spin the wheel, cuz I just can't fuck around   Bonus round!      Oh shit, the end of the game   Bonus round, we goin' out with a bang   You gotta chance for money and prizes   You gotta chance at death, too      So get ready, I'm coming at'cha fast   Your chance for freedom at last   Four questions, so are you ready, Jack?   "Uh, I think so", load the gat      The cop in here?   Eats butt   Yes, the square root of two?   Uhh   Correct, nutsacs don't belong in?   Butt cracks   Right   Richboys eat?   Caviar   No, the correct answer's, bullets   Oh geez, this is Bink Chipperwink saying   "So long till next week folks   See ya later, goodbye"      That's it, go home