Kids, be free, be whatever you are   Do whatever you wanna do   Just so long as you don't hurt anybody      Hurry, hurry, hurry      Serial, slaughterin' stranglers   Jugglin', jugglin', juggulas   Fall-in, fat floppy titty freaks   IC fuckin' P's in the haugh      Abracadabra, boom shaka day   I'm Violent J and I'm back like a vertebrae   And I come with a hat full of tricks   Trunk full of Faygo, car full of fat chicks   Ha ha ha, ha ha, ha ha ha, fuck you   Wicked Clowns, we'd like to say what's up   To the Cobras, X-men, and Counts   And everybody with clown love even sets I never heard of      Roll into town and out with the big top   Four cards down, and two more still to drop   And when it does, I'd pack up and hit the road   Cause I don't wanna see your head explode   Toss me an axe, and I'll toss you a dead chicken   Add a buck, you get a two liter wit' 'em   And when the genie says on with the show   It's Hokus Pokus Jokers, Great Milenko      Once again, the psychotic carnival creatures in the house   Hokus Pokus Joker's ride, come take a spin on a carny-ride   Southwest slithering snakes of darkness come out   Hokus Pokus Joker's ride, come take a spin on a carny-ride      Shazaam, bam, shaka-laka lokey   Shaggy the clown back like scoliosis   Call me a psycho skitzo freak   And I'll call you by your name, Dick Anus   'Cause I could give two shits and a fuck   I bounce down Vernor in a popcorn-clown truck   I'm a circus ninja southwest voodoo wizard   I grab your gizzard      Jump on the carpet, let's take a spin   Everybody's waitin' for the show to begin   Up to the top, by the neck and let you go   Try to land in a glass of Faygo   You suck, you missed the fuckin' glass   Broke your neck, and busted your fuckin' ass   But the genie says on with the show   Hokus Pokus Jokers, Great Milenko      What awaits you after death? Rub the lamp and explore   Hokus Pokus Joker's ride, come take a spin on a carny-ride   Enter Milenko's funhouse, walk right though the wrecked hall   Hokus Pokus Joker's ride, come take a spin on a carny-ride      Rude Boy and Chucky, down wit' the clown   First time we ever went to Mexican Town   I remember, we couldn't pay the bill, they got hot   And beat us down in the fucking parking lot   Tall Jess, Jumpsteady and Nate the Mack   Tagged ICP by the train tracks   And it was on, the dawn of a new day   Magical carpets grippin' down the freeway      Walked in a gypsy's tent with a food stamp   And walked out with a magical lamp, yeah   I met Milenko, he gave me three wishes   That night, I fucked three fat bitches   Can't get the fuck wit' it, forget it   I'll rip your face off, and wipe my ass wit' it   When the genie says on with the show   It's Hokus Pokus Jokers, Great Milenko      Climb aboard our magic train and join us in song   Hokus Pokus Joker's ride, come take a spin on the carnie ride   City to village, hamlet to town, the show must go on   Hokus Pokus Joker's ride, come take a spin on the carnie ride      Clouds of darkness, and underneath them come the clown   Hokus Pokus Joker's ride, come take a spin on the carnie ride      Fuck that